Every morning between 300am & 500am for the past 19 months since my 17-year-old partner died of kidney failure, as the now-16-year-old matriarch of the household, it is my duty to wake up the new alpha by standing on his head and licking his face or hands. I don't see very well, and I don't hear very well, but I find the alpha to stand on a shoulder or sit on a lap, staring off into space, purring loudly, drooling profusely, and wondering why conservatives are so determined to stand on the wrong side of history again and again and again...

 

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Bacon alarm clock means bacon has finally conquered the universe

And no more waking up to your foot burning in the George Foreman Grill…!!!

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